Cows, Harry Potter, and Caitlyn

I had a dream that my parents decided my anti-depressants weren’t working and so they bumped up my medication to the extremes. I was legitimately concerned for myself.

(via irmawbu)

cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

(via dogesexual)

msjewbooty:

monopoly board game pieces make the least amount of sense how is a hat supposed to own property

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cafunedesaudade:

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

(Source: estebansraybans, via dogesexual)

ewoksandwrackspurts:

I wish self-esteem campaigns would focus less on “everyone is beautiful” and more on “who the fuck cares if you are beautiful or not”

(via dogesexual)

vondell-swain:

“mr president is it true that you have not fed or played with any of your neopets in 29 years”

(Source: itsvondell, via dogesexual)

bondoge:

THATS AN EMPTY PHONE CASE

(Source: nicklugo, via dogesexual)

I’m getting so tired of acting like I actually am friends with you just because you’re so close to my best friend, but you’re really just a plain old bitch.

(Source: harrisongourd, via letsbreak-down)